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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

ethiopienne:

“hey i’ve never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey’s syrup girl bef—”

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i’m really into girls who look like they can kick my ass.

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Maybe my problem is that when I’m lost I look for you not myself."
-14 word story (via pillsand-coffee)
"The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back."
-Unknown  (via dreamstormings)